My tongue twisted well

I was in McD in the evening - buying dinner of course ! ANd hmm.. I saw this very interesting advert about the improved Mega Mac and the Big Mac chant promotion !

" Abang.. abang.. cuba la..nanti dapat burger free.. "
As if i don't have enough food with me already !
" Ok.. ok.. camana ? "
"Baca ni.. and then cakap cepat2 dlaam 4 saat.."
I looked at the wordings.. hmmm.. boleh kot ni..
"Abang baca dulu..testing.. then kita try.. "
"Ah.. takpayah la.. terus.. family saya tengah tunggu dalam kereta ! "
All four of the workers surrounded me and the manager was holding a stopwatch.
"Dah ready ? " she asked... hmmm.. ok.. lets see... Fuuuhhh.. adrenaline rush there..

Two all beef patties , special sauce , lettuce , cheese , pickles , onions ,
on a sesame seed bun !! SIAP !!!!

"Waahh.... 2 s je bang ! Congrats !!! Burger satu free !!!"
Hahahahahahaha . Menang burger !!! Hahahahaha


P/S Post dedicated to RPK in Sungai Buloh. If i'm prisoned , I would surely think of Big Mac..